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|Sunday, December 24th, 2006|
|Where fore art thou, Rudolf?
Well! It's been ever-so-long and I'm ever-so-stoned and passing through my throat the liquid to fuel this fourth and twenty-fourth night, so really I don't have the words to actually do... stuff. Coherently. That is, I'd update and all that shit but what's the point when it could be an open forum! So, do what you will or not and Merry Christmas(es)!
Oh, I mustered the amazing talent to do this...!( my xmas stockingCollapse ) Current Mood: high
|Monday, October 23rd, 2006|
|Thursday, July 13th, 2006|
|This thingie here...
to post your own answers for this meme.)
( it goes on...Collapse ) Current Mood: moody
|✓ I miss somebody right now. (Just got off the phone to my mum, so. c.c)
||✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Fuck TV! Fuck the system! REVOLT! But seriously, it sucks. How can you people stand it?)
|| × I own lots of books. (I /used/ to. Have a lot of music-related books, relatively speaking...)
|✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
||✓ I love to play video games.
||✓ I've tried marijuana. (Not sure if I like it though. Honest.)
|✓ I've watched porn movies.
|| × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I got pushed down the stairs once!)
||✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
|✓ I curse sometimes.
||✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Every year, really. Ain't that healthy? Also, drugs.)
|| × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
|Sunday, July 2nd, 2006|
|Shamelessly counter-punked from darkangelguyver
I am late keeping my promises, again! What is the world coming to? GASP.
1. I'll respond with something random about you (probably an inside joke of some kind)
2. I'll challenge you to try something
3. I'll pick a color that i associate with you
4. I'll tell you something i like about you
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of
7. I'll ask you something i’ve always wanted to ask you
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours
Hit me, kiddies. In other news - RATGIRL. Totally. Current Mood: creative
|Tuesday, June 27th, 2006|
Violent posting to come again. Current Mood: sleepy
|Thursday, May 18th, 2006|
|Word of the Month: Pt II
Following on from the almighty BISOWNED we have a brand new 'Word of the Month'!
Why stumble over tricky wordplay, spitting out two long words in one go? Now, thanks to Me Incorporated you can now combine 'transvestite' and 'prostitute' into one handy-dandy coalition. Transvestitute. The power, is yours. Current Mood: random
|Tuesday, April 18th, 2006|
Will they ever learn?http://bbs.retrogade.com/topic.php?id=4874&p=1#127479
For playing this prank (and several others on the same forum) with my bassist, I got paid something like £25. And his comment-in-conclusion is wholly correct - these people really do need to be destroyed. For further proof of my handiwork go to http://www.furry-furry.com
and search for burlybison6 and Crazylemming.
So immature. So wrong, and yet so very right.
I had to keep reminding myself that the people I was mocking were scum, and I should not feel bad in the slightest. YES I AM ONE TOLERANT DUDE. XD
EDIT: 'BISOWNED' is now an official part of my personal dictionary.
EDIT DEUX: From agermain
- Just so you know, immediately upon visiting that page, Norton claimed that it had successfully quarantined the W32.Blackmal.E@mm virus. Since this computer hasn't been on any unsafe pages other than the one above, you may wish to get a cleaning program from Symantec.com if you don't already have virus scanners in place.
I assume this would be the horrifying second link, but not sure. zomg. Y'all be careful now! Current Mood: amused
|Everyone is a Depressive Little Monkey
Apparently. Guess I'd better kill myself!
In other news, 'net seems to be down at home. Guess when I get back tonight I'll see if this was random or bill-related. If the latter, I shall smash someone. c.c Current Mood: bored
|Monday, April 17th, 2006|
So a while back I joined that OK!Cupid thing. I think it was Johnny's fault. c.c Filled in a few quizzes, logged out and never looked back. But every now and then, I get little junk e-mails about people the site thinks I should be dating...
And these? Are fucking hilarious.
But today, I made a discovery... "I’m a sardonic, disenchanted scribbler who never actually finishes anything. I could procrastinate for England, but that might actually involve effort on my part – which would never do. I’m self-absorbed, and somewhat anti-social. I frequently form bizarre and/or controversial opinions. I am prone to disappearing off on tangents. I obsess. I have zero tolerance for people who are ignorant and foolish. I suspect that most people don’t like me, mostly because being supercilious, snappy and difficult are almost hobbies of mine."
Not that there'd be any point to this relationship. If I was going to fuck myself, it'd be far easier to masturbate. XD Current Mood: scared
|Monday, April 10th, 2006|
|Friday, April 7th, 2006|
So, yeah. I'm back. Long weekend of nothing but RP and... OBLIVION.
I'm drooling as I type. XD( Coz agermain said so!Collapse ) Current Mood: restless
|Monday, April 3rd, 2006|
|Saturday, March 11th, 2006|
That's accurate and fair. I'm passably proud. 9.9
Also, watch this space for 'how badly life kicked me in the teeth this time'!
KekekekekekekezomgZERGRUSH Current Mood: dirty
|Friday, March 3rd, 2006|
|HOT AND SEXY
Current Mood: devious
|You Are 78% Evil|
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
|Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006|
|Blah blah quiz blah blah... UPDATE!
find your element
So yeah! I had food poisoning over the weekend. That was totally shit and made me want to die... eight hours spent doing nothing but projectile-vomiting out of both ends does not make a happy bunny. *coughs* I'm okay now, though still kinda fucked up given the financial situation. I'll prolly be a little spaced out and undernourished now until I get paid, but it's all good. XD
In other crappy news, I have no keyboard also until I receive the moneys. Damn thing blew up and now lets me use all of about six keys, and not the useful ones at that. So no chance of MU*ing. My PC is officially solely for playing Fallout and surfing easily-negotiated websites for the rest of this week.
I think that's about it.
Oh. Except thehorde
? You butthole. u.u
Ciao! Current Mood: moody
|Monday, February 13th, 2006|
|Friday, January 13th, 2006|
|Shade's Most Excellent Xmas Adventure
I'm a very bad bear for not entertaining you all with my daring exploits as I promised. But since I just found a small amount of news I feel a need to share with evely-body, perhaps it's time to finally make the long-delayed post? /I think so/.( A Very Random ChristmasCollapse )
Much overdue, that. And now I guess I can impart the news I meant to impart at the beginning of this post! I got approached by my supervisor in work today to be given the news I have 60-odd hours holiday to take, in the space of the next week. Obviously there's no time for me to take the whole whack but guess what, my wondrous bitches? I HAVE THE WHOLE WEEK OFF. /Hell yeah/. See ya then.
Roger, Wilco, and out! Current Mood: high
|Thursday, December 29th, 2005|
Yawn. Really don't wanna be working for a while.
Christmas was trippy. Report to follow. Blah blah. Have a meme!( LAAAAZY DAAAAAYSCollapse )
Well... I'd say that makes me look passably healthy. c.c Current Mood: tired
|Wednesday, December 14th, 2005|
|Sunday, November 13th, 2005|