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Sunday, December 24th, 2006
4:16 pm
Where fore art thou, Rudolf?
Well! It's been ever-so-long and I'm ever-so-stoned and passing through my throat the liquid to fuel this fourth and twenty-fourth night, so really I don't have the words to actually do... stuff. Coherently. That is, I'd update and all that shit but what's the point when it could be an open forum! So, do what you will or not and Merry Christmas(es)!

Oh, I mustered the amazing talent to do this...!

my xmas stockingCollapse )

Current Mood: high
Monday, October 23rd, 2006
5:06 pm
How can this be? For he /is/ the Kwisatz Haderach!
You know, it's actually pretty difficult to know where I should even start. How long has it been? Three months? More than that if you don't consider random bullshit and quizzes to be updates! I probably count as 'dead and gone' to just about everyone who's gonna read this. In short, I most likely /should/ be dead and gone. In long?

Did anyone order an 11 stone nothin' helping of pure, unrefined ME? [Rated ARRR]Collapse )

Aaaand... that'll probably do for now. There's loads more I could write about - summer has been rocksome indeed. But my fingers are tired, so there. Peace, kids.

Current Mood: productive
Thursday, July 13th, 2006
9:49 pm
This thingie here...
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

I miss somebody right now.  (Just got off the phone to my mum, so. c.c) I don't watch much TV these days.  (Fuck TV! Fuck the system! REVOLT! But seriously, it sucks. How can you people stand it?) × I own lots of books(I /used/ to. Have a lot of music-related books, relatively speaking...)
I wear glasses or contact lenses. I love to play video games. I've tried marijuana.  (Not sure if I like it though. Honest.)
I've watched porn movies. × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (I got pushed down the stairs once!) I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (Every year, really. Ain't that healthy? Also, drugs.) × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
it goes on...Collapse )

Current Mood: moody
Sunday, July 2nd, 2006
12:36 pm
Shamelessly counter-punked from darkangelguyver
I am late keeping my promises, again! What is the world coming to? GASP.

1. I'll respond with something random about you (probably an inside joke of some kind)
2. I'll challenge you to try something
3. I'll pick a color that i associate with you
4. I'll tell you something i like about you
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of
7. I'll ask you something i’ve always wanted to ask you
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours

Hit me, kiddies. In other news - RATGIRL. Totally.

Current Mood: creative
Tuesday, June 27th, 2006
5:41 pm
In 2006
Violent posting to come again.

Current Mood: sleepy
Thursday, May 18th, 2006
10:54 pm
Word of the Month: Pt II
Following on from the almighty BISOWNED we have a brand new 'Word of the Month'!


Why stumble over tricky wordplay, spitting out two long words in one go? Now, thanks to Me Incorporated you can now combine 'transvestite' and 'prostitute' into one handy-dandy coalition. Transvestitute. The power, is yours.

Current Mood: random
Tuesday, April 18th, 2006
3:03 pm
Haha, Furries...
Will they ever learn?


For playing this prank (and several others on the same forum) with my bassist, I got paid something like £25. And his comment-in-conclusion is wholly correct - these people really do need to be destroyed. For further proof of my handiwork go to http://www.furry-furry.com and search for burlybison6 and Crazylemming.

So immature. So wrong, and yet so very right.

I had to keep reminding myself that the people I was mocking were scum, and I should not feel bad in the slightest. YES I AM ONE TOLERANT DUDE. XD

EDIT: 'BISOWNED' is now an official part of my personal dictionary.

EDIT DEUX: From agermain - Just so you know, immediately upon visiting that page, Norton claimed that it had successfully quarantined the W32.Blackmal.E@mm virus. Since this computer hasn't been on any unsafe pages other than the one above, you may wish to get a cleaning program from Symantec.com if you don't already have virus scanners in place. I assume this would be the horrifying second link, but not sure. zomg. Y'all be careful now!

Current Mood: amused
2:17 pm
Everyone is a Depressive Little Monkey
DisorderYour Score
Major Depression:Slight-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder:Very High
Cyclothymia:Extremely High
Seasonal Affective Disorder:Very Slight
Postpartum Depression:N/A
Take the Depression Test

Apparently. Guess I'd better kill myself!

In other news, 'net seems to be down at home. Guess when I get back tonight I'll see if this was random or bill-related. If the latter, I shall smash someone. c.c

Current Mood: bored
Monday, April 17th, 2006
2:16 pm
So a while back I joined that OK!Cupid thing. I think it was Johnny's fault. c.c Filled in a few quizzes, logged out and never looked back. But every now and then, I get little junk e-mails about people the site thinks I should be dating...

And these? Are fucking hilarious.

But today, I made a discovery...

"I’m a sardonic, disenchanted scribbler who never actually finishes anything. I could procrastinate for England, but that might actually involve effort on my part – which would never do. I’m self-absorbed, and somewhat anti-social. I frequently form bizarre and/or controversial opinions. I am prone to disappearing off on tangents. I obsess. I have zero tolerance for people who are ignorant and foolish. I suspect that most people don’t like me, mostly because being supercilious, snappy and difficult are almost hobbies of mine."

...uh, yeah.

Not that there'd be any point to this relationship. If I was going to fuck myself, it'd be far easier to masturbate. XD

Current Mood: scared
Monday, April 10th, 2006
7:44 pm
Another Long and Meaningful Post, Part MCXIII
Kelli? It musta been one of them thar city foxes. Makin' weird noises.

Oh, and anyone who's missed me in the last three days/nights? Blame Oblivion. Oblivion owns my soul. From Friday evening to Sunday night I only managed to pause the game to get water, take a shower, and make a five minute run to the 24-hour shop. C.C

Revenge of the Meme (gank-ganked from thegreyqueen)Collapse )

Yeah, I broke the rules. THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FOR, DAMN YOU. Ahem. o/~

Current Mood: tired
Friday, April 7th, 2006
3:19 pm
So, yeah. I'm back. Long weekend of nothing but RP and... OBLIVION.

I'm drooling as I type. XD

Coz agermain said so!Collapse )

Current Mood: restless
Monday, April 3rd, 2006
2:46 pm

What type of Fae are you?

I have a home tomorrow and Internet access on Wednesday. Double unf.


Current Mood: bored
Saturday, March 11th, 2006
12:09 pm
The Foretelling
Ultimate Roleplaying Purity Score
CategoryYour ScoreAverage
Enjoys the occasional head-lopping
Sensitive Roleplaying59.49%
"But what's my motivation for this scene?"
GM Experience67.39%
Ran a module once or twice
Systems Knowledge94.49%
Played in a couple of campaigns
Livin' La Vida Dorka77.01%
Goes nuts on the weekends
You are 74.7% pure
Average Score: 68.8%

That's accurate and fair. I'm passably proud. 9.9

Also, watch this space for 'how badly life kicked me in the teeth this time'!


Current Mood: dirty
Friday, March 3rd, 2006
2:50 pm
You Are 78% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

Current Mood: devious
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006
4:01 pm
Blah blah quiz blah blah... UPDATE!

find your element
at mutedfaith.com.

It works.

So yeah! I had food poisoning over the weekend. That was totally shit and made me want to die... eight hours spent doing nothing but projectile-vomiting out of both ends does not make a happy bunny. *coughs* I'm okay now, though still kinda fucked up given the financial situation. I'll prolly be a little spaced out and undernourished now until I get paid, but it's all good. XD

In other crappy news, I have no keyboard also until I receive the moneys. Damn thing blew up and now lets me use all of about six keys, and not the useful ones at that. So no chance of MU*ing. My PC is officially solely for playing Fallout and surfing easily-negotiated websites for the rest of this week.

I think that's about it.

Oh. Except thehorde? You butthole. u.u


Current Mood: moody
Monday, February 13th, 2006
2:43 pm
So I guess you all must do this!

This thing, here. I know there's nothing negative on there. Tough shit. You'll just have to tell me how much you love me or somethin'. n.-

EDIT: Tough shit no longer!


Shut up, this (EDIT: still) is an update. Grr!

Also, to those who don't know... just coz. I'm back as Terry on MotM, and just got my dirty hands on Terra at Final Fantasy MUX. Woo esper girl. Now I need to get my lazy ass into RP with her. c.c Later!

Current Mood: blah
Friday, January 13th, 2006
7:49 pm
Shade's Most Excellent Xmas Adventure
I'm a very bad bear for not entertaining you all with my daring exploits as I promised. But since I just found a small amount of news I feel a need to share with evely-body, perhaps it's time to finally make the long-delayed post? /I think so/.

A Very Random ChristmasCollapse )

Much overdue, that. And now I guess I can impart the news I meant to impart at the beginning of this post! I got approached by my supervisor in work today to be given the news I have 60-odd hours holiday to take, in the space of the next week. Obviously there's no time for me to take the whole whack but guess what, my wondrous bitches? I HAVE THE WHOLE WEEK OFF. /Hell yeah/. See ya then.

Roger, Wilco, and out!

Current Mood: high
Thursday, December 29th, 2005
8:02 pm
Yawn. Really don't wanna be working for a while.

Christmas was trippy. Report to follow. Blah blah. Have a meme!


Well... I'd say that makes me look passably healthy. c.c

Current Mood: tired
Wednesday, December 14th, 2005
7:17 pm
Well well, Mr. Keen, as I live and breathe!
gURL.comI took the "The Animal Spirit" quiz on gURL.com
My animal spirit is...
The Coyote

According to shamanistic wisdom, coyotes are the animal world's trickster. Coyote people have a way with words, and a unique way of seeing the world. Never ones to take things at face value, coyote people question authority with sly jokes. Read more...

What is your animal spirit?

Fuckin' dead on. And yeah, I'm alive. If any of you still even remember I /exist/... I've been putting off a hella huge LJ post for about two weeks now. A whole bunch has happened and is still happening; life is a blast though chaotic, and stuff generally is good. Only getting better too, we expect and hope. Well. That'll do - later, 'gators!

Current Mood: bouncy
Sunday, November 13th, 2005
3:37 pm
It has been brought to my attention that I suck...
But only if asked nicely.

Onto more important matters!


That is all.

Current Mood: relaxed
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